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2022 Draft Board

Graded with hindsight. STEAL means the pick massively outplayed its slot. BUST means an early-round pick faceplanted while its manager watched.

Steal 6 picks

R8 · 72 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR bschutter 267.6
R5 · 45 Jaylen Waddle WR tonyczajka 259.2
R9 · 86 DeVonta Smith WR Hornbucket69 254.6
R5 · 43 T.J. Hockenson TE tyadams 215.4
R14 · 139 Dallas Cowboys DEF carterbrown 192.0
R12 · 112 Daniel Carlson K bschutter 166.0

Bust 4 picks

R1 · 1 Jonathan Taylor RB kkissel2121 71.3
R2 · 20 CeeDee Lamb WR kkissel2121 116.8
R3 · 21 Javonte Williams RB kkissel2121 42.0
R3 · 23 Keenan Allen WR tyadams 164.0

The Report Card

Class value vs round average · 👑 = top-5 pick league-wide

#	Manager	Class Pts	Value	Best Pick	Worst Pick	👑
1	carterbrown	2522	+493	Jalen Hurts · Rd 7, +220	Cam Akers · Rd 5, -125	1
2	tonyczajka	2409	+380	Josh Allen · Rd 3, +211	Cole Kmet · Rd 11, -120	1
3	tyadams	2349	+320	Austin Ekeler · Rd 1, +118	Hunter Renfrow · Rd 9, -79	1
4	RyanAndrew88	2127	+97	Patrick Mahomes · Rd 4, +207	Damien Harris · Rd 7, -108	1
5	bschutter	2072	+43	Brandon Aiyuk · Rd 10, +144	Kyle Pitts · Rd 4, -147
6	CadeZerr	2023	-6	Amari Cooper · Rd 5, +99	Robert Woods · Rd 10, -74
7	cojo69	2013	-16	Joe Burrow · Rd 6, +220	Elijah Mitchell · Rd 5, -144	1
8	Hornbucket69	1996	-33	DeVonta Smith · Rd 9, +159	Darren Waller · Rd 4, -183
9	mattbohall	1584	-445	Tyler Bass · Rd 12, +76	Dalton Schultz · Rd 5, -133
10	kkissel2121	1197	-832	DJ Moore · Rd 5, +52	Jonathan Taylor · Rd 1, -183

Round 1

Picks 1–10

1 bust Jonathan Taylor RB IND kkissel2121 71.3 pts

2 Derrick Henry RB TEN carterbrown 302.8 pts

3 Austin Ekeler RB LAC tyadams 372.7 pts

4 Justin Jefferson WR MIN mattbohall 173.9 pts

5 Christian McCaffrey RB CAR tonyczajka 356.4 pts

6 Cooper Kupp WR LAR Hornbucket69 201.4 pts

7 Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN cojo69 242.4 pts

8 Najee Harris RB PIT CadeZerr 223.9 pts

9 Travis Kelce TE KC bschutter 316.3 pts

10 Saquon Barkley RB NYG RyanAndrew88 284.0 pts

Round 2

Picks 11–20

11 Davante Adams WR LV RyanAndrew88 335.5 pts

12 Joe Mixon RB CIN bschutter 240.7 pts

13 Dalvin Cook RB MIN CadeZerr 237.8 pts

14 Alvin Kamara RB NO cojo69 126.2 pts

15 D'Andre Swift RB DET Hornbucket69 191.1 pts

16 Stefon Diggs WR BUF tonyczajka 321.2 pts

17 Nick Chubb RB CLE mattbohall 281.4 pts

18 Aaron Jones RB GB tyadams 248.6 pts

19 Tyreek Hill WR MIA carterbrown 347.2 pts

20 bust CeeDee Lamb WR DAL kkissel2121 116.8 pts

Round 3

Picks 21–30

21 bust Javonte Williams RB DEN kkissel2121 42.0 pts

22 Deebo Samuel WR SF carterbrown 168.4 pts

23 bust Keenan Allen WR LAC tyadams 164.0 pts

24 Leonard Fournette RB TB mattbohall 227.1 pts

25 Josh Allen QB BUF tonyczajka 412.2 pts

26 Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL Hornbucket69 185.8 pts

27 Mark Andrews TE BAL cojo69 190.5 pts

28 Mike Evans WR TB CadeZerr 225.4 pts

29 James Conner RB ARI bschutter 200.2 pts

30 George Kittle TE SF RyanAndrew88 200.5 pts

Round 4

Picks 31–40

31 Patrick Mahomes QB KC RyanAndrew88 429.4 pts

32 Kyle Pitts TE ATL bschutter 75.6 pts

33 Michael Pittman WR IND CadeZerr 216.5 pts

34 A.J. Brown WR PHI cojo69 299.6 pts

35 Darren Waller TE LV Hornbucket69 39.5 pts

36 Josh Jacobs RB LV tonyczajka 328.3 pts

37 Terry McLaurin WR WAS mattbohall 229.0 pts

38 Tee Higgins WR CIN tyadams 223.2 pts

39 David Montgomery RB CHI carterbrown 177.7 pts

40 Travis Etienne RB JAX kkissel2121 205.1 pts

Round 5

Picks 41–50

41 DJ Moore WR CAR kkissel2121 199.1 pts

42 Cam Akers RB LAR carterbrown 22.9 pts

43 steal T.J. Hockenson TE DET tyadams 215.4 pts

44 Dalton Schultz TE DAL mattbohall 15.0 pts

45 steal Jaylen Waddle WR MIA tonyczajka 259.2 pts

46 Diontae Johnson WR PIT Hornbucket69 180.7 pts

47 Elijah Mitchell RB SF cojo69 4.1 pts

48 Amari Cooper WR CLE CadeZerr 247.0 pts

49 Mike Williams WR LAC bschutter 176.5 pts

50 Antonio Gibson RB WAS RyanAndrew88 156.1 pts

Round 6

Picks 51–60

51 Allen Robinson WR LAR RyanAndrew88 84.9 pts

52 Justin Herbert QB LAC bschutter 125.4 pts

53 Breece Hall RB NYJ CadeZerr 115.1 pts

54 Joe Burrow QB CIN cojo69 369.0 pts

55 Lamar Jackson QB BAL Hornbucket69 243.1 pts

56 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL tonyczajka 34.2 pts

57 Marquise Brown WR ARI mattbohall 109.5 pts

58 Kyler Murray QB ARI tyadams 207.5 pts

59 Dallas Goedert TE PHI carterbrown 113.4 pts

60 Courtland Sutton WR DEN kkissel2121 88.2 pts

Round 7

Picks 61–70

61 JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC kkissel2121 112.2 pts

62 Jalen Hurts QB PHI carterbrown 384.0 pts

63 DK Metcalf WR SEA tyadams 226.8 pts

64 AJ Dillon RB GB mattbohall 33.6 pts

65 Pat Freiermuth TE PIT tonyczajka 148.2 pts

66 Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB KC Hornbucket69 97.4 pts

67 Miles Sanders RB PHI cojo69 216.7 pts

68 Chris Godwin WR TB CadeZerr 222.8 pts

69 Brandin Cooks WR HOU bschutter 145.6 pts

70 Damien Harris RB NE RyanAndrew88 56.7 pts

Round 8

Picks 71–80

71 Adam Thielen WR MIN RyanAndrew88 180.0 pts

72 steal Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET bschutter 267.6 pts

73 Dawson Knox TE BUF CadeZerr 135.7 pts

74 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN cojo69 93.0 pts

75 Darnell Mooney WR CHI Hornbucket69 54.0 pts

76 Allen Lazard WR GB tonyczajka 174.8 pts

77 Michael Thomas WR NO mattbohall 51.1 pts

78 Devin Singletary RB BUF tyadams 178.2 pts

79 Gabe Davis WR BUF carterbrown 171.6 pts

80 Tony Pollard RB DAL kkissel2121 104.7 pts

Round 9

Picks 81–90

81 Kareem Hunt RB CLE kkissel2121 85.2 pts

82 Rashod Bateman WR BAL carterbrown 45.3 pts

83 Hunter Renfrow WR LV tyadams 16.0 pts

84 Cordarrelle Patterson RB ATL mattbohall 77.1 pts

85 Dameon Pierce RB HOU tonyczajka 166.4 pts

86 steal DeVonta Smith WR PHI Hornbucket69 254.6 pts

87 Drake London WR ATL cojo69 71.5 pts

88 DeAndre Hopkins WR ARI CadeZerr 151.7 pts

89 Rashaad Penny RB SEA bschutter 52.2 pts

90 Nyheim Hines RB IND RyanAndrew88 31.2 pts

Round 10

Picks 91–100

91 Chris Olave WR NO RyanAndrew88 198.2 pts

92 Brandon Aiyuk WR SF bschutter 227.8 pts

93 Robert Woods WR TEN CadeZerr 10.2 pts

94 Chase Edmonds RB MIA cojo69 49.6 pts

95 Zach Ertz TE ARI Hornbucket69 115.6 pts

96 Elijah Moore WR NYJ tonyczajka 35.9 pts

97 Dak Prescott QB DAL mattbohall 5.5 pts

98 Justin Tucker K BAL tyadams 165.0 pts

99 Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE carterbrown 30.9 pts

100 Mike Gesicki TE MIA kkissel2121 1.1 pts

Round 11

Picks 101–110

101 Kenneth Walker RB SEA kkissel2121 0.0 pts

102 Christian Kirk WR JAX carterbrown 241.9 pts

103 Buffalo Bills DEF BUF tyadams 160.0 pts

104 James Robinson RB JAX mattbohall 88.6 pts

105 Cole Kmet TE CHI tonyczajka 0.0 pts

106 Russell Wilson QB DEN Hornbucket69 236.8 pts

107 Tyler Lockett WR SEA cojo69 237.3 pts

108 Alexander Mattison RB MIN CadeZerr 88.4 pts

109 James Cook RB BUF bschutter -1.8 pts

110 Tyler Higbee TE LAR RyanAndrew88 152.0 pts

Round 12

Picks 111–120

111 Harrison Butker K KC RyanAndrew88 9.0 pts

112 steal Daniel Carlson K LV bschutter 166.0 pts

113 Los Angeles Chargers DEF LAC CadeZerr 17.0 pts

114 Green Bay Packers DEF GB cojo69 55.0 pts

115 Los Angeles Rams DEF LAR Hornbucket69 46.0 pts

116 Evan McPherson K CIN tonyczajka 159.0 pts

117 Tyler Bass K BUF mattbohall 162.0 pts

118 Chase Claypool WR PIT tyadams 23.6 pts

119 Younghoe Koo K ATL carterbrown 157.0 pts

120 San Francisco 49ers DEF SF kkissel2121 66.0 pts

Round 13

Picks 121–130

121 Matt Prater K ARI kkissel2121 2.0 pts

122 George Pickens WR PIT carterbrown 166.5 pts

123 Melvin Gordon RB DEN tyadams 87.1 pts

124 Tampa Bay Buccaneers DEF TB mattbohall 117.0 pts

125 Aaron Rodgers QB GB tonyczajka 0.0 pts

126 Brandon McManus K DEN Hornbucket69 77.0 pts

127 Matt Gay K LAR cojo69 34.0 pts

128 Tom Brady QB TB CadeZerr 123.2 pts

129 Kadarius Toney WR NYG bschutter 4.3 pts

130 Indianapolis Colts DEF IND RyanAndrew88 7.0 pts

Round 14

Picks 131–140

131 Skyy Moore WR KC RyanAndrew88 2.0 pts

132 New Orleans Saints DEF NO bschutter 76.0 pts

133 Rodrigo Blankenship K IND CadeZerr 8.0 pts

134 Treylon Burks WR TEN cojo69 24.1 pts

135 Darrell Henderson RB LAR Hornbucket69 72.6 pts

136 Baltimore Ravens DEF BAL tonyczajka 13.0 pts

137 Romeo Doubs WR GB mattbohall 13.5 pts

138 Matthew Stafford QB LAR tyadams 60.9 pts

139 steal Dallas Cowboys DEF DAL carterbrown 192.0 pts

140 Kirk Cousins QB MIN kkissel2121 102.9 pts