RyanAndrew88

On one Sunday in December 2022, RyanAndrew88 authored the single greatest moment in Goodfellas history: he walked into a championship game against a 14-0 opponent — a team that had not lost a fantasy football game in three and a half months — and beat him 117.6 to 87.8. "Najee Germany" slew the unbeatable. The inaugural belt was his, and no matter what else is written here, that banner hangs forever.

Everything else, unfortunately, must also be written here. Since the title: 6-8, then 3-11, then 7-7. The 2024 campaign deserves special mention — he spent the first overall pick on Christian McCaffrey, who delivered 47.8 points all season, roughly what a healthy player produces in two good weeks. That team lost eleven games and the league's sympathy simultaneously. His lifetime record now sits at 25-31, which means the reigning-champion glow has been fully amortized into a losing career.

But here's the thing about Ryan that the standings can't capture: he is 5-3 lifetime against Tony. The one man this league has never solved, Ryan beats like a drum. He is 0-3 against Kebz and can't buy a win against cojo69's ghost (1-4), yet against the greatest regular-season manager who ever lived, he simply does not lose. Some managers build dynasties. Ryan built one perfect ambush and has been dining out on it for four years — and honestly? The meal still tastes fine.