Vol 03 · 12 franchises · “Michelle Obama has a dick”
2024 Season
The year tyadams took the belt. kkissel2121 made the final and has been explaining what went wrong ever since.
The Bohall Curse, Fully Weaponized
Matt Bohall scored 1,839 points — the most in the league — and went 110–44 in all-play, the best mark anyone has ever posted in any season. He finished 7–7 and missed the playoffs. There is no God, and if there is, He has Bohall's schedule on his desk and He is laughing. kkissel bulldozed the year at 11–3, reached the Finals, and got run over 152.92–118.28 by tyadams, a 9–5 team that peaked on the exact correct weekend. chopkins01 materialized out of nowhere, went 9–5, finished third, and vanished like he was entering witness protection. And cojo69 went 1–13 with 1,131 points, including a Week 6 in which he scored 25.72 — genuinely fewer points than not setting a lineup at all — then retired from fantasy football, and possibly from football.
Final Table
| # | Manager | Record | PF | PA | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  kkissel2121 | 11–3 | 1825.24 | 1574.14 | 🥈 Runner-up |
| 2 |  Kebz | 10–4 | 1708.86 | 1557.56 | playoffs |
| 3 |  tyadams | 9–5 | 1729.82 | 1572.58 | 🏆 Champion |
| 4 | chopkins01 | 9–5 | 1447.56 | 1465.18 | 🥉 Third |
| 5 |  sammoore05 | 8–6 | 1547.44 | 1534.92 | playoffs |
| 6 |  Hornbucket69 | 8–6 | 1526.96 | 1513.78 | playoffs |
| 7 | mattbohall | 7–7 | 1839.84 | 1760.66 | |
| 8 |  tonyczajka | 7–7 | 1496.06 | 1559.99 | |
| 9 | CadeZerr | 6–8 | 1631.24 | 1516.96 | |
| 10 |  carterbrown | 5–9 | 1519.82 | 1688.90 | |
| 11 | RyanAndrew88 | 3–11 | 1565.14 | 1628.70 | |
| 12 |  cojo69 | 1–13 | 1131.42 | 1596.02 |
The Luck Index
Actual record vs all-play recordThe first column is the record that counted. The second is the all-play record — how each team would have done playing everybody every week. The gap is pure schedule luck, and some of these numbers should be investigated.
| Manager | Actual | All-Play | Luck | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| chopkins01 | 9–5 | 58–96 | +3.7 | schedule was rigged for him |
| tonyczajka | 7–7 | 60–94 | +1.5 | schedule was rigged for him |
| sammoore05 | 8–6 | 73–81 | +1.4 | kissed by the algorithm |
| kkissel2121 | 11–3 | 107–47 | +1.3 | kissed by the algorithm |
| Kebz | 10–4 | 96–58 | +1.3 | kissed by the algorithm |
| Hornbucket69 | 8–6 | 74–80 | +1.3 | kissed by the algorithm |
| tyadams | 9–5 | 103–51 | -0.4 | clean |
| cojo69 | 1–13 | 20–134 | -0.8 | unlucky |
| CadeZerr | 6–8 | 79–75 | -1.2 | unlucky |
| carterbrown | 5–9 | 75–79 | -1.8 | genuinely screwed |
| mattbohall | 7–7 | 110–44 | -3.0 | genuinely screwed |
| RyanAndrew88 | 3–11 | 69–85 | -3.3 | genuinely screwed |
Games of the Year
Kings of the Week
Weekly top scores · regular seasonSteals & Busts
Draft verdicts, with the benefit of hindsight- Joe Burrow QB Rd 6 · CadeZerr 381.8
- Jayden Daniels QB Rd 9 · kkissel2121 364.8
- Jared Goff QB Rd 10 · cojo69 336.5
- Kyler Murray QB Rd 6 · RyanAndrew88 308.2
- Brian Thomas WR Rd 9 · carterbrown 284.0
- Christian McCaffrey RB Rd 1, pick 1 · RyanAndrew88 47.8
- Isiah Pacheco RB Rd 2, pick 20 · Kebz 56.9
- Brandon Aiyuk WR Rd 3, pick 26 · cojo69 62.4
- Chris Olave WR Rd 3, pick 31 · kkissel2121 76.7
- Stefon Diggs WR Rd 3, pick 28 · tonyczajka 121.9
Points are what each player actually delivered to the team that drafted him. The full board lives in the 2024 draft.
Team MVPs
Each franchise's engine · points startedPlayer Theater
The individual performances of the yearJustin Herbert , claimed off free agency in Week 7 by cojo69 — 232.2 points started the rest of the way.
mattbohall left Josh Allen and his 51.9 points on the bench in Week 14. Got away with it, somehow.