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2024 Draft Board

Graded with hindsight. STEAL means the pick massively outplayed its slot. BUST means an early-round pick faceplanted while its manager watched.

Steal 7 picks

R9 · 102 Brian Thomas WR carterbrown 284.0
R5 · 56 Malik Nabers WR mattbohall 273.6
R6 · 66 Terry McLaurin WR kkissel2121 267.8
R8 · 89 Brock Bowers TE mattbohall 262.7
R5 · 53 Trey McBride TE Kebz 249.8
R11 · 121 Brandon Aubrey K RyanAndrew88 185.0
R14 · 161 Pittsburgh Steelers DEF mattbohall 164.0

Bust 5 picks

R1 · 1 Christian McCaffrey RB RyanAndrew88 47.8
R2 · 18 Travis Etienne RB kkissel2121 130.2
R2 · 20 Isiah Pacheco RB Kebz 56.9
R3 · 26 Brandon Aiyuk WR cojo69 62.4
R3 · 31 Chris Olave WR kkissel2121 76.7

The Report Card

Class value vs round average · 👑 = top-5 pick league-wide

#	Manager	Class Pts	Value	Best Pick	Worst Pick	👑
1	mattbohall	2485	+458	Brock Bowers · Rd 8, +180	Rashee Rice · Rd 6, -137	1
2	sammoore05	2441	+414	Jakobi Meyers · Rd 13, +141	Jaxon Smith-Njigba · Rd 9, -112
3	chopkins01	2339	+312	Ladd McConkey · Rd 7, +136	Gus Edwards · Rd 9, -98
4	kkissel2121	2332	+305	Jayden Daniels · Rd 9, +249	Chris Olave · Rd 3, -126	1
5	carterbrown	2217	+190	Brian Thomas · Rd 9, +168	Xavier Legette · Rd 12, -95
6	tyadams	2082	+55	Lamar Jackson · Rd 3, +232	Jaylen Waddle · Rd 4, -141	1
7	Hornbucket69	1936	-91	Jalen Hurts · Rd 4, +129	Nick Chubb · Rd 10, -104
8	cojo69	1878	-149	Jared Goff · Rd 10, +233	Evan Engram · Rd 6, -201
9	Kebz	1773	-254	Ja'Marr Chase · Rd 1, +134	Isiah Pacheco · Rd 2, -191	1
10	RyanAndrew88	1718	-309	Baker Mayfield · Rd 12, +118	Christian McCaffrey · Rd 1, -221
11	CadeZerr	1676	-351	Joe Burrow · Rd 6, +180	Michael Pittman · Rd 4, -112	1
12	tonyczajka	1447	-580	De'Von Achane · Rd 2, +52	Jonathon Brooks · Rd 9, -108

Round 1

Picks 1–12

1 bust Christian McCaffrey RB SF RyanAndrew88 47.8 pts

2 Justin Jefferson WR MIN cojo69 317.5 pts

3 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL sammoore05 263.4 pts

4 Tyreek Hill WR MIA tonyczajka 218.2 pts

5 Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN Kebz 403.0 pts

6 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET carterbrown 316.2 pts

7 Bijan Robinson RB ATL kkissel2121 341.7 pts

8 Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET mattbohall 362.9 pts

9 Breece Hall RB NYJ Hornbucket69 240.9 pts

10 A.J. Brown WR PHI CadeZerr 216.9 pts

11 Garrett Wilson WR NYJ chopkins01 251.9 pts

12 Jonathan Taylor RB IND tyadams 244.7 pts

Round 2

Picks 13–24

13 Puka Nacua WR LAR tyadams 206.6 pts

14 Kyren Williams RB LAR chopkins01 272.1 pts

15 Saquon Barkley RB PHI CadeZerr 355.3 pts

16 Marvin Harrison WR ARI Hornbucket69 196.5 pts

17 Josh Allen QB BUF mattbohall 385.0 pts

18 bust Travis Etienne RB JAX kkissel2121 130.2 pts

19 Derrick Henry RB BAL carterbrown 336.4 pts

20 bust Isiah Pacheco RB KC Kebz 56.9 pts

21 De'Von Achane RB MIA tonyczajka 299.9 pts

22 Josh Jacobs RB GB sammoore05 293.1 pts

23 Davante Adams WR LV cojo69 241.3 pts

24 Rachaad White RB TB RyanAndrew88 199.6 pts

Round 3

Picks 25–36

25 Nico Collins WR HOU RyanAndrew88 210.6 pts

26 bust Brandon Aiyuk WR SF cojo69 62.4 pts

27 Sam LaPorta TE DET sammoore05 174.6 pts

28 Stefon Diggs WR HOU tonyczajka 121.9 pts

29 Drake London WR ATL Kebz 280.8 pts

30 Deebo Samuel WR SF carterbrown 153.6 pts

31 bust Chris Olave WR NO kkissel2121 76.7 pts

32 Mike Evans WR TB mattbohall 240.4 pts

33 Travis Kelce TE KC Hornbucket69 195.4 pts

34 D'Andre Swift RB CHI CadeZerr 185.0 pts

35 Patrick Mahomes QB KC chopkins01 294.0 pts

36 Lamar Jackson QB BAL tyadams 434.4 pts

Round 4

Picks 37–48

37 Jaylen Waddle WR MIA tyadams 49.6 pts

38 James Cook RB BUF chopkins01 266.7 pts

39 Michael Pittman WR IND CadeZerr 78.6 pts

40 Jalen Hurts QB PHI Hornbucket69 320.1 pts

41 Joe Mixon RB HOU mattbohall 240.5 pts

42 Alvin Kamara RB NO kkissel2121 265.3 pts

43 C.J. Stroud QB HOU carterbrown 232.4 pts

44 Anthony Richardson QB IND Kebz 52.3 pts

45 Kenneth Walker RB SEA tonyczajka 181.2 pts

46 DJ Moore WR CHI sammoore05 238.1 pts

47 DK Metcalf WR SEA cojo69 191.2 pts

48 Cooper Kupp WR LAR RyanAndrew88 175.0 pts

Round 5

Picks 49–60

49 Mark Andrews TE BAL RyanAndrew88 22.0 pts

50 Zay Flowers WR BAL cojo69 209.5 pts

51 Aaron Jones RB MIN sammoore05 241.6 pts

52 DeVonta Smith WR PHI tonyczajka 199.4 pts

53 steal Trey McBride TE ARI Kebz 249.8 pts

54 Dalton Kincaid TE BUF carterbrown 100.8 pts

55 Amari Cooper WR CLE kkissel2121 122.7 pts

56 steal Malik Nabers WR NYG mattbohall 273.6 pts

57 Tank Dell WR HOU Hornbucket69 140.0 pts

58 George Pickens WR PIT CadeZerr 164.4 pts

59 Tee Higgins WR CIN chopkins01 222.1 pts

60 James Conner RB ARI tyadams 253.8 pts

Round 6

Picks 61–72

61 George Kittle TE SF tyadams 236.6 pts

62 Kyle Pitts TE ATL chopkins01 131.2 pts

63 Joe Burrow QB CIN CadeZerr 381.8 pts

64 David Montgomery RB DET Hornbucket69 221.7 pts

65 Rashee Rice WR KC mattbohall 64.9 pts

66 steal Terry McLaurin WR WAS kkissel2121 267.8 pts

67 Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE carterbrown 175.9 pts

68 Najee Harris RB PIT Kebz 204.6 pts

69 Xavier Worthy WR KC tonyczajka 187.2 pts

70 Jordan Love QB GB sammoore05 244.9 pts

71 Evan Engram TE JAX cojo69 1.5 pts

72 Kyler Murray QB ARI RyanAndrew88 308.2 pts

Round 7

Picks 73–84

73 Rome Odunze WR CHI RyanAndrew88 47.8 pts

74 Dak Prescott QB DAL cojo69 96.6 pts

75 Jayden Reed WR GB sammoore05 197.0 pts

76 Brock Purdy QB SF tonyczajka 81.8 pts

77 Tony Pollard RB TEN Kebz 200.7 pts

78 Keenan Allen WR CHI carterbrown 70.2 pts

79 Chris Godwin WR TB kkissel2121 137.8 pts

80 Christian Kirk WR JAX mattbohall 70.9 pts

81 Raheem Mostert RB MIA Hornbucket69 70.9 pts

82 Calvin Ridley WR TEN CadeZerr 37.1 pts

83 Ladd McConkey WR LAC chopkins01 240.9 pts

84 Jordan Addison WR MIN tyadams 6.5 pts

Round 8

Picks 85–96

85 Zamir White RB LV tyadams 17.8 pts

86 Hollywood Brown WR KC chopkins01 0.0 pts

87 Austin Ekeler RB WAS CadeZerr 127.1 pts

88 Diontae Johnson WR CAR Hornbucket69 85.9 pts

89 steal Brock Bowers TE LV mattbohall 262.7 pts

90 Jake Ferguson TE DAL kkissel2121 104.4 pts

91 Javonte Williams RB DEN carterbrown 157.9 pts

92 Christian Watson WR GB Kebz 19.0 pts

93 David Njoku TE CLE tonyczajka 10.8 pts

94 Zack Moss RB CIN sammoore05 81.9 pts

95 Jaylen Warren RB PIT cojo69 13.2 pts

96 Keon Coleman WR BUF RyanAndrew88 111.5 pts

Round 9

Picks 97–108

97 Brian Robinson RB WAS RyanAndrew88 159.8 pts

98 Devin Singletary RB NYG cojo69 96.6 pts

99 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA sammoore05 3.9 pts

100 Jonathon Brooks RB CAR tonyczajka 7.8 pts

101 DeAndre Hopkins WR TEN Kebz 147.0 pts

102 steal Brian Thomas WR JAX carterbrown 284.0 pts

103 Jayden Daniels QB WAS kkissel2121 364.8 pts

104 Tyjae Spears RB TEN mattbohall 113.6 pts

105 Dallas Goedert TE PHI Hornbucket69 103.6 pts

106 Tyler Lockett WR SEA CadeZerr 26.8 pts

107 Gus Edwards RB LAC chopkins01 18.0 pts

108 Romeo Doubs WR GB tyadams 66.5 pts

Round 10

Picks 109–120

109 Justin Tucker K BAL tyadams 102.0 pts

110 T.J. Hockenson TE MIN chopkins01 86.5 pts

111 Dalton Schultz TE HOU CadeZerr 11.8 pts

112 Nick Chubb RB CLE Hornbucket69 0.0 pts

113 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA mattbohall 115.2 pts

114 Courtland Sutton WR DEN kkissel2121 7.8 pts

115 Caleb Williams QB CHI carterbrown 260.5 pts

116 Curtis Samuel WR BUF Kebz 14.4 pts

117 Harrison Butker K KC tonyczajka 94.0 pts

118 Jameson Williams WR DET sammoore05 212.2 pts

119 Jared Goff QB DET cojo69 336.5 pts

120 Cole Kmet TE CHI RyanAndrew88 1.4 pts

Round 11

Picks 121–132

121 steal Brandon Aubrey K DAL RyanAndrew88 185.0 pts

122 Trey Benson RB ARI cojo69 11.3 pts

123 Daniel Carlson K LV sammoore05 137.0 pts

124 Trevor Lawrence QB JAX tonyczajka 11.3 pts

125 Evan McPherson K CIN Kebz 87.0 pts

126 Younghoe Koo K ATL carterbrown 111.0 pts

127 San Francisco 49ers DEF SF kkissel2121 82.0 pts

128 Jerome Ford RB CLE mattbohall 134.0 pts

129 Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL Hornbucket69 23.7 pts

130 Baltimore Ravens DEF BAL CadeZerr 34.0 pts

131 Matthew Stafford QB LAR chopkins01 222.6 pts

132 Dallas Cowboys DEF DAL tyadams 31.0 pts

Round 12

Picks 133–144

133 Jerry Jeudy WR CLE tyadams 240.9 pts

134 Adonai Mitchell WR IND chopkins01 53.8 pts

135 Ja'Lynn Polk WR NE CadeZerr 10.8 pts

136 Khalil Shakir WR BUF Hornbucket69 182.5 pts

137 Blake Corum RB LAR mattbohall 0.0 pts

138 Chuba Hubbard RB CAR kkissel2121 241.6 pts

139 Xavier Legette WR CAR carterbrown 7.5 pts

140 Cameron Dicker K LAC Kebz 0.0 pts

141 New York Jets DEF NYJ tonyczajka 30.0 pts

142 Pat Freiermuth TE PIT sammoore05 62.4 pts

143 Chase Brown RB CIN cojo69 177.4 pts

144 Baker Mayfield QB TB RyanAndrew88 220.4 pts

Round 13

Picks 145–156

145 Cleveland Browns DEF CLE RyanAndrew88 21.0 pts

146 Jake Elliott K PHI cojo69 19.0 pts

147 Jakobi Meyers WR LV sammoore05 218.0 pts

148 Joshua Palmer WR LAC tonyczajka 0.0 pts

149 Justin Herbert QB LAC Kebz 42.5 pts

150 Mike Williams WR NYJ carterbrown 2.9 pts

151 Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU kkissel2121 164.0 pts

152 Jake Moody K SF mattbohall 57.0 pts

153 Tyler Bass K BUF Hornbucket69 92.0 pts

154 Jahan Dotson WR PHI CadeZerr 0.0 pts

155 Kansas City Chiefs DEF KC chopkins01 119.0 pts

156 J.K. Dobbins RB LAC tyadams 191.8 pts

Round 14

Picks 157–168

157 Dontayvion Wicks WR GB tyadams 0.0 pts

158 Jason Sanders K MIA chopkins01 160.0 pts

159 Jason Myers K SEA CadeZerr 46.0 pts

160 Tampa Bay Buccaneers DEF TB Hornbucket69 63.0 pts

161 steal Pittsburgh Steelers DEF PIT mattbohall 164.0 pts

162 Ty Chandler RB MIN kkissel2121 24.9 pts

163 Miami Dolphins DEF MIA carterbrown 8.0 pts

164 Philadelphia Eagles DEF PHI Kebz 15.0 pts

165 Houston Texans DEF HOU tonyczajka 4.0 pts

166 Seattle Seahawks DEF SEA sammoore05 73.0 pts

167 Washington Commanders DEF WAS cojo69 104.0 pts

168 Adam Thielen WR CAR RyanAndrew88 7.9 pts