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2023 Draft Board

Graded with hindsight. STEAL means the pick massively outplayed its slot. BUST means an early-round pick faceplanted while its manager watched.

Steal 6 picks

R8 · 90 Mike Evans WR tyadams 282.5
R7 · 73 Rachaad White RB sammoore05 267.9
R12 · 136 Raheem Mostert RB cojo69 267.7
R7 · 83 Evan Engram TE Hornbucket69 230.3
R12 · 138 Baltimore Ravens DEF tyadams 188.0
R8 · 92 Justin Tucker K CadeZerr 154.0

Bust 4 picks

R1 · 10 Nick Chubb RB tonyczajka 23.1
R2 · 24 Mark Andrews TE sammoore05 135.4
R3 · 31 Tee Higgins WR tyadams 36.9
R3 · 35 Joe Burrow QB Hornbucket69 153.2

The Report Card

Class value vs round average · 👑 = top-5 pick league-wide

#	Manager	Class Pts	Value	Best Pick	Worst Pick	👑
1	tyadams	2631	+643	Mike Evans · Rd 8, +171	Tee Higgins · Rd 3, -188
2	cojo69	2368	+380	Raheem Mostert · Rd 12, +204	Cam Akers · Rd 7, -180	1
3	Kebz	2266	+279	Josh Allen · Rd 2, +159	Aaron Rodgers · Rd 9, -71	1
4	mattbohall	2205	+217	Dak Prescott · Rd 7, +149	Justyn Ross · Rd 14, -89
5	bschutter	2119	+191	Christian McCaffrey · Rd 1, +144	Cody Parkey · Rd 14, -91	1
6	Hornbucket69	1952	-36	Adam Thielen · Rd 11, +168	Jonathan Taylor · Rd 5, -150	1
7	CadeZerr	1899	-88	Jared Goff · Rd 13, +114	Kareem Hunt · Rd 11, -63
8	kkissel2121	1893	-94	Alvin Kamara · Rd 6, +87	David Njoku · Rd 8, -107
9	carterbrown	1861	-126	George Pickens · Rd 6, +63	Chicago Bears · Rd 14, -87
10	RyanAndrew88	1867	-180	Rashee Rice · Rd 9, +142	DeAndre Hopkins · Rd 4, -146
11	sammoore05	1714	-274	Jalen Hurts · Rd 3, +147	Dameon Pierce · Rd 4, -128	1
12	tonyczajka	1074	-913	Brock Purdy · Rd 7, +80	Nick Chubb · Rd 1, -225

Round 1

Picks 1–12

1 Justin Jefferson WR MIN sammoore05 202.2 pts

2 Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN mattbohall 262.7 pts

3 Christian McCaffrey RB SF bschutter 391.3 pts

4 Bijan Robinson RB ATL Kebz 246.3 pts

5 Austin Ekeler RB LAC CadeZerr 185.4 pts

6 Travis Kelce TE KC carterbrown 219.4 pts

7 Stefon Diggs WR BUF tyadams 273.8 pts

8 Saquon Barkley RB NYG RyanAndrew88 223.2 pts

9 Tyreek Hill WR MIA cojo69 376.4 pts

10 bust Nick Chubb RB CLE tonyczajka 23.1 pts

11 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL Hornbucket69 403.2 pts

12 Cooper Kupp WR LAR kkissel2121 164.4 pts

Round 2

Picks 13–24

13 Derrick Henry RB TEN kkissel2121 246.7 pts

14 Davante Adams WR LV Hornbucket69 265.4 pts

15 Garrett Wilson WR NYJ tonyczajka 213.2 pts

16 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET cojo69 330.9 pts

17 Patrick Mahomes QB KC RyanAndrew88 294.2 pts

18 Josh Jacobs RB LV tyadams 181.1 pts

19 A.J. Brown WR PHI carterbrown 289.6 pts

20 Tony Pollard RB DAL CadeZerr 222.6 pts

21 Josh Allen QB BUF Kebz 410.6 pts

22 Chris Olave WR NO bschutter 231.3 pts

23 Jaylen Waddle WR MIA mattbohall 198.6 pts

24 bust Mark Andrews TE BAL sammoore05 135.4 pts

Round 3

Picks 25–36

25 Jalen Hurts QB PHI sammoore05 371.8 pts

26 Najee Harris RB PIT mattbohall 195.5 pts

27 Lamar Jackson QB BAL bschutter 338.2 pts

28 DeVonta Smith WR PHI Kebz 227.6 pts

29 Calvin Ridley WR JAX CadeZerr 229.9 pts

30 Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE carterbrown 145.7 pts

31 bust Tee Higgins WR CIN tyadams 36.9 pts

32 Deebo Samuel WR SF RyanAndrew88 243.7 pts

33 Travis Etienne RB JAX cojo69 282.4 pts

34 Amari Cooper WR CLE tonyczajka 227.0 pts

35 bust Joe Burrow QB CIN Hornbucket69 153.2 pts

36 Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET kkissel2121 242.1 pts

Round 4

Picks 37–48

37 DK Metcalf WR SEA kkissel2121 225.4 pts

38 Joe Mixon RB CIN Hornbucket69 267.0 pts

39 Kenneth Walker RB SEA tonyczajka 199.4 pts

40 Justin Herbert QB LAC cojo69 241.2 pts

41 Keenan Allen WR LAC bschutter 278.9 pts

42 Aaron Jones RB GB tyadams 134.9 pts

43 Justin Fields QB CHI carterbrown 239.2 pts

44 T.J. Hockenson TE MIN CadeZerr 219.0 pts

45 Breece Hall RB NYJ Kebz 290.5 pts

46 DeAndre Hopkins WR TEN RyanAndrew88 64.6 pts

47 DJ Moore WR CHI mattbohall 286.5 pts

48 Dameon Pierce RB HOU sammoore05 82.7 pts

Round 5

Picks 49–60

49 Terry McLaurin WR WAS sammoore05 209.2 pts

50 George Kittle TE SF mattbohall 203.2 pts

51 D'Andre Swift RB PHI RyanAndrew88 199.3 pts

52 Darren Waller TE NYG Kebz 105.2 pts

53 Drake London WR ATL CadeZerr 174.4 pts

54 Alexander Mattison RB MIN carterbrown 133.2 pts

55 Trevor Lawrence QB JAX tyadams 276.5 pts

56 Kyle Pitts TE ATL RyanAndrew88 137.3 pts

57 Dallas Goedert TE PHI cojo69 136.3 pts

58 Dalvin Cook RB NYJ tonyczajka 15.0 pts

59 Jonathan Taylor RB IND Hornbucket69 0.0 pts

60 Chris Godwin WR TB kkissel2121 209.2 pts

Round 6

Picks 61–72

61 Alvin Kamara RB NO kkissel2121 233.0 pts

62 J.K. Dobbins RB BAL Hornbucket69 11.7 pts

63 Tyler Higbee TE LAR tonyczajka 43.4 pts

64 Miles Sanders RB CAR cojo69 44.1 pts

65 Christian Watson WR GB RyanAndrew88 101.3 pts

66 Brandon Aiyuk WR SF tyadams 249.2 pts

67 George Pickens WR PIT carterbrown 208.8 pts

68 Michael Pittman WR IND CadeZerr 250.2 pts

69 Isiah Pacheco RB KC Kebz 213.9 pts

70 James Conner RB ARI mattbohall 201.5 pts

71 Jerry Jeudy WR DEN bschutter 141.8 pts

72 Mike Williams WR LAC sammoore05 50.2 pts

Round 7

Picks 73–84

73 steal Rachaad White RB TB sammoore05 267.9 pts

74 Javonte Williams RB DEN bschutter 179.2 pts

75 Dak Prescott QB DAL mattbohall 351.8 pts

76 Tyler Lockett WR SEA Kebz 202.4 pts

77 Christian Kirk WR JAX CadeZerr 150.3 pts

78 David Montgomery RB DET carterbrown 207.2 pts

79 James Cook RB BUF tyadams 232.7 pts

80 Harrison Butker K KC RyanAndrew88 84.0 pts

81 Cam Akers RB LAR cojo69 22.3 pts

82 Brock Purdy QB SF tonyczajka 282.6 pts

83 steal Evan Engram TE JAX Hornbucket69 230.3 pts

84 Jordan Addison WR MIN kkissel2121 221.3 pts

Round 8

Picks 85–96

85 David Njoku TE CLE kkissel2121 4.4 pts

86 Marquise Brown WR ARI Hornbucket69 116.7 pts

87 Jamaal Williams RB NO tonyczajka 7.2 pts

88 Diontae Johnson WR PIT cojo69 152.7 pts

89 AJ Dillon RB GB RyanAndrew88 117.6 pts

90 steal Mike Evans WR TB tyadams 282.5 pts

91 Brandin Cooks WR DAL carterbrown 173.2 pts

92 steal Justin Tucker K BAL CadeZerr 154.0 pts

93 San Francisco 49ers DEF SF Kebz 150.0 pts

94 Evan McPherson K CIN mattbohall 135.0 pts

95 Pat Freiermuth TE PIT bschutter 25.3 pts

96 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA sammoore05 18.2 pts

Round 9

Picks 97–108

97 Daniel Carlson K LV sammoore05 41.0 pts

98 Khalil Herbert RB CHI bschutter 51.5 pts

99 Philadelphia Eagles DEF PHI mattbohall 78.0 pts

100 Aaron Rodgers QB NYJ Kebz 0.0 pts

101 Kadarius Toney WR KC CadeZerr 14.9 pts

102 Jahan Dotson WR WAS carterbrown 124.8 pts

103 Zay Flowers WR BAL tyadams 206.4 pts

104 Rashee Rice WR KC RyanAndrew88 212.5 pts

105 Quentin Johnston WR LAC cojo69 10.4 pts

106 Dalton Schultz TE HOU tonyczajka 9.8 pts

107 Antonio Gibson RB WAS Hornbucket69 12.6 pts

108 Michael Thomas WR NO kkissel2121 89.8 pts

Round 10

Picks 109–120

109 Samaje Perine RB DEN kkissel2121 0.0 pts

110 Dallas Cowboys DEF DAL Hornbucket69 89.0 pts

111 Daniel Jones QB NYG tonyczajka 6.5 pts

112 Buffalo Bills DEF BUF cojo69 83.0 pts

113 Jalin Hyatt WR NYG RyanAndrew88 32.4 pts

114 Cole Kmet TE CHI tyadams 181.1 pts

115 Odell Beckham WR BAL carterbrown 30.2 pts

116 JuJu Smith-Schuster WR NE CadeZerr 19.0 pts

117 Gabe Davis WR BUF Kebz 111.8 pts

118 Zach Charbonnet RB SEA bschutter 86.8 pts

119 Brian Robinson RB WAS mattbohall 198.1 pts

120 Rashaad Penny RB PHI sammoore05 2.4 pts

Round 11

Picks 121–132

121 New York Jets DEF NYJ sammoore05 161.0 pts

122 Allen Lazard WR NYJ mattbohall 41.0 pts

123 Courtland Sutton WR DEN bschutter 55.6 pts

124 Treylon Burks WR TEN Kebz 16.8 pts

125 Kareem Hunt RB CadeZerr 0.0 pts

126 Deshaun Watson QB CLE carterbrown 54.6 pts

127 Elijah Moore WR CLE tyadams 30.1 pts

128 Ezekiel Elliott RB NE RyanAndrew88 8.6 pts

129 Tyler Bass K BUF cojo69 127.0 pts

130 Younghoe Koo K ATL tonyczajka 25.0 pts

131 Adam Thielen WR CAR Hornbucket69 231.0 pts

132 Tank Bigsby RB JAX kkissel2121 5.3 pts

Round 12

Picks 133–144

133 New England Patriots DEF NE kkissel2121 7.0 pts

134 Jerick McKinnon RB KC Hornbucket69 39.8 pts

135 Jonathan Mingo WR CAR tonyczajka 3.7 pts

136 steal Raheem Mostert RB MIA cojo69 267.7 pts

137 Jameson Williams WR DET RyanAndrew88 80.3 pts

138 steal Baltimore Ravens DEF BAL tyadams 188.0 pts

139 Skyy Moore WR KC carterbrown 0.4 pts

140 DJ Chark WR CAR CadeZerr 39.1 pts

141 De'Von Achane RB MIA Kebz 0.0 pts

142 Matt Gay K IND bschutter 90.0 pts

143 Tyler Allgeier RB ATL mattbohall 47.4 pts

144 Elijah Mitchell RB SF sammoore05 1.0 pts

Round 13

Picks 145–156

145 Tyler Boyd WR CIN sammoore05 145.8 pts

146 Deon Jackson RB IND mattbohall 3.8 pts

147 New Orleans Saints DEF NO bschutter 84.0 pts

148 Dalton Kincaid TE BUF Kebz 150.3 pts

149 Jared Goff QB DET CadeZerr 199.3 pts

150 Cameron Dicker K LAC carterbrown 31.0 pts

151 Jakobi Meyers WR LV tyadams 218.6 pts

152 Pittsburgh Steelers DEF PIT RyanAndrew88 68.0 pts

153 Deuce Vaughn RB DAL cojo69 9.1 pts

154 Jayden Reed WR GB tonyczajka 6.6 pts

155 Rashod Bateman WR BAL Hornbucket69 12.9 pts

156 Jake Elliott K PHI kkissel2121 90.0 pts

Round 14

Picks 157–168

157 Kirk Cousins QB MIN kkissel2121 154.7 pts

158 Jason Myers K SEA Hornbucket69 119.0 pts

159 Miami Dolphins DEF MIA tonyczajka 12.0 pts

160 Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA cojo69 284.4 pts

161 Cody Parkey K bschutter 0.0 pts

162 Brandon McManus K JAX tyadams 139.0 pts

163 Chicago Bears DEF CHI carterbrown 4.0 pts

164 Kansas City Chiefs DEF KC CadeZerr 41.0 pts

165 Jason Sanders K MIA Kebz 141.0 pts

166 Tank Dell WR HOU bschutter 165.0 pts

167 Justyn Ross WR KC mattbohall 1.6 pts

168 Michael Mayer TE LV sammoore05 24.9 pts