Vol 05 · 10 franchises · “Michelle Obama has a dick”
2026 Season
This one hasn't been written yet. Everybody is currently a genius with a perfect roster.
The short version
Nothing Has Happened Yet. Everybody Is Undefeated.
Ten rosters, zero games, and ten men who have each quietly decided that this is finally their year. Nobody has lost on a Monday night by 0.4, nobody has benched the guy who went for 38, nobody has yet started a player who was ruled out ninety minutes earlier. Savor it. This is the happiest any of you will be for the next five months.
Final Table
| # | Manager | Record | PF | PA | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  RyanAndrew88 | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | playoffs |
| 2 |  sammoore05 | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | playoffs |
| 3 |  mattbohall | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | playoffs |
| 4 |  kkissel2121 | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | playoffs |
| 5 | carterbrown | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | playoffs |
| 6 |  Hornbucket69 | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | |
| 7 | CadeZerr | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | playoffs |
| 8 |  tonyczajka | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | |
| 9 | tyadams | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | |
| 10 |  Kebz | 0–0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |