Vol 01 · 10 franchises · “Roger Goodells fat cock”

2022 Season

The year RyanAndrew88 took the belt. tonyczajka made the final and has been explaining what went wrong ever since.

The short version

The Perfect Season That Wasn't

Tony went 14–0. Fourteen and fucking oh. He put up 1,992 points, went 98–28 in all-play, and spent three months walking around like a man who had solved fantasy football — right up until Ryan, a 9–5 nobody who backed into the bracket, hung 117 on him in the Finals and took the belt off his neck in front of everybody. Elsewhere, kkissel opened the inaugural draft by taking Jonathan Taylor first overall for 71 points on the season, which is less production than you'd get from a folding chair with a jersey on it, and Bohall outscored the eventual champion by 30 points and finished 3–11. The league was one year old and already fundamentally unjust.

Final Table

#	Manager	Record	PF	PA	Result
1	tonyczajka	14–0	1992.82	1615.68	🥈 Runner-up
2	RyanAndrew88	9–5	1724.14	1588.96	🏆 Champion
3	carterbrown	8–6	1867.08	1695.68	🥉 Third
4	cojo69	8–6	1835.04	1780.42	playoffs
5	tyadams	8–6	1781.40	1658.30	playoffs
6	bschutter	7–7	1663.62	1658.76	playoffs
7	CadeZerr	5–9	1561.30	1752.34
8	kkissel2121	5–9	1483.94	1808.50
9	mattbohall	3–11	1694.02	1806.78
10	Hornbucket69	3–11	1515.20	1753.14

The Luck Index

Actual record vs all-play record

The first column is the record that counted. The second is the all-play record — how each team would have done playing everybody every week. The gap is pure schedule luck, and some of these numbers should be investigated.

Manager	Actual	All-Play	Luck	Verdict
tonyczajka	14–0	98–28	+3.1	schedule was rigged for him
RyanAndrew88	9–5	73–53	+0.9	kissed by the algorithm
kkissel2121	5–9	38–88	+0.8	kissed by the algorithm
tyadams	8–6	67–59	+0.6	clean
bschutter	7–7	59–67	+0.4	clean
CadeZerr	5–9	45–81	+0.0	clean
cojo69	8–6	76–50	-0.4	clean
carterbrown	8–6	78–48	-0.7	clean
Hornbucket69	3–11	38–88	-1.2	unlucky
mattbohall	3–11	58–68	-3.4	genuinely screwed